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Artificial Intelligence is everywhere. It’s in computers and those little phones that also send emails in addition to making calls.  SMS texts are also Artificial Intelligence and beepers are buried in my backyard.  On today’s podcast, we discuss Artificial Intelligence and also hear shocking secrets from the man who lives in the sewer behind my house. Can you dig it?

In this third (3/1001) episode, we kidnap an agitated 47-year-old man, blindfold him, then put him on a jet ski without gasoline in the middle of the ocean and use drones to track his progress and chances of survival. We also try a wingsuit for the first time in a bathtub and then stab each other in a recreation of scenes from the third act of the original "Scream" film. Also, having trouble getting that restful night of sleep you crave? Listen to the rest of the episode for restful rest tips from the rest of the members of Limp Bizkit that are not Fred Durst.

The hosts get together into one giant pile of human flesh and Shure microphones to address the salacious comments made on the inaugural podcast, respond to the drama, and make plans to move forward. We also drain new host Marcus Wick's abscess live on air and welcome new co-host of the podcast Kenneth Conard, who is the Assistant Deputy Comptroller for the City of Spoede, Florida, and also we meet his dear friend, convicted murderer William "The Retirement Home Reaper" Jones.

In Episode 1 of the new "Nothing But Ad Reads" podcast, we break down the purpose of this podcast and introduce the main hosts/crew such as Jimmy Three Shoes, Carl, Wilson St. Croix, Boomsnout, Grepple Trizz, Azor Mato, Meatsweat Matt, Scuzzy Jake, The Abomination, The Hater Skater, Douglas, Noonhound, 98 Members of the Local Knights of Columbus including Jessica's Dad, Co-Ned 19, Geoffrey Dammer, Sparky Mark, Tone Loc, Dr. Throb, Ken Bone, Solomon, Professional Wrestler Uncured Sausage and the Meat Twins, The Guy We Met at the Park with the Goiter, Dan the Candy Man, Dan Candy, Sr., My Cousin Steve and The Host.nothingbutadreads@gmail.com